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Dr. Hudson
Dr. Margaret
Hospital Beds are all assigned number keys:/       1        3/       4        6/       7        9/   Press the number to visit that bed. To put a patient in a bed, press 0 to select the patient, then the bed number. Visit a patient in a bed to diagonse that patient.  Press * to visit the care table and pick up an item to heal a patient. Press # to visit the comfort table and pick up an item to comfort a patient.  Heal the patients by placing them in beds and giving them care items. Earn bonus points by keeping them happy with comfort items. Clean the bed after healing a patient by visiting that bed, then pressing 2 to drop the dirty sheet into the laundry hamper. Use combos to gain points! Diagnose multiple patients by visiting them one by one consecutively to perform a diagnosis combo. Heal multiple patients by giving them their final cure items consecutively to perform a healing combo. Clean up after multiple patients consecutively to perform a clean-up combo. Put a patient into a bed previously occupied by that same type of patient to perform a same-patient combo. To pause the game, press the right softkey.
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And no deaths for gold!
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Gold Achieved!!
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failed. Time's up. Your score is too low.
complete! You beat the target score!
survival over. Too many deaths.
survival complete! Time's up!
Doctor, you have to seat a patient. Press 0 to select him.
Now you have to put him in a Bed. Press 7 or 9.
You need to diagnose his illness. Press his Bed Number to go diagnose him.
He needs a Care Item! Press * to visit the Care Table and grab one!
That's the Item he needs, so press his Bed Number to use the Care Item!
Great work! He has been healed! Press any key to continue.
His bed is now messy. Clean it up by pressing that Bed Number.
Put the dirty sheet into the laundry hamper. Press 2 to go there.
Here's your next patient! Place him with 0, then a Bed Number, remember?
Now choose a Bed Number. Either 7 or 9 will work.
Don't forget that you need to diagnose him! Press his Bed Number.
See that grumpy face? He needs a Comfort Item! Press # to go get one!
Now press his Bed Number to give him the Comfort Item!
See the face icon change its color as he gets more comfy? Try another!
The higher the comfort is when cured, the higher the bonus!
Wow! He is happy now! Heal him quickly so he's healthy, too!
He's healed, so now it's time to clean up the bed. Press his Bed Number.
Nice, now toss the sheet in the laundry hamper. Press 2!
That's some nice Doctoring! Now use your new skills to help others!
Oh, and here's a hint! You can carry two items at once! Try it! Good luck!
When the timer reaches 0, your work shift is over.
But you will still have to deal with the patients waiting in the ER, and clean up after!
Comfort Items are always used on patients before Care Items.
That maximizes the scores you'll receive for healing patients!
Letting a patient die will disqualify you from winning a gold medal.
Let's try a combo! Start by pressing 7 to clean a dirty bed.
Now grab the second sheet by pressing 9!
Now press 2 and complete the combo by slamming them both into the laundry hamper!
Great stuff! Chaining like actions results in big point bonuses! Try other actions!
The Health Bed keeps a patient healthy forever!
The Comfort Bed can keep a patient happy forever!
Choose a reward!
The Miracle Cure can totally heal one patient!
The SOMA Pill makes everyone happy!
Choose a reward!
The IV Unit can stop one patient's health loss!
The Comfortizer can make the inconsolable happy again!
Choose a reward!
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At last, a chance to uphold my Hippocratic oath!
So you're the new scrub? You look very... capable.
So, this hospital is very... um... rustic.
Wait 'til you see the washrooms.
So far this is a walk in the park.
Hmm, I can't say. I've never actually walked through a park.
Ha! And they told me doctoring was hard!
Don't get cocky, my poodle could cure some of these patients.
Winning medals really rules! If only I could gauge my performance mid-level.
You can, check the medal meter in the top right to see your medal status.
I'm the best-looking doctor in town, don't you think?
I'm only interested in your medical qualifi- cations.
Ah, at last a hospital where the patients are truly sick.
We both got transferred to the same hospital, what are the odds?
Hmm, I could use a strategy to earn a few more bonus points.
You'll get extra points for putting the same patient type in the same bed next.
Save me a seat in the cafeteria, I've got to go cure some illnesses.
Today's special is giant fish.
Is it me or are these conditions getting stranger and harder to cure?
Perhaps I could offer you a tissue, or some anti-tear serum?
This place is pretty snazzy, I hear Luke Perry was here last week for a physical.
Is he just as dreamy in real life?
This stress is starting to get to me.
Maybe I can prescribe you something.
How's your research coming along?
I think I finally found a cure for boredom... video games!
It seems like a lot more people are on fire these days.
They really should quit smoking.
I just never get tired of saving lives.
Me neither. I also never get sick of eating delicious candy bars.
Do you ever wonder where infectious microbes come from?
No, I'm a real doctor.
Should I treat the next patient with Thymidine- Monophospate?
Ha, why not try some medicine instead of a common nucleotide?
They say most illnesses can be prevented through diet and exercise.
Shh, don't tell anyone, I need this job.
Did you hear, I've been called up to the big leagues!
Congrats... and by the way, I'm your new boss there.
The theme park nearby seems to decapitate lots of people.
I pay them to do that. Decapitations really bring home the bacon.
Someone should give me an award. How do I apply for a Nobel Prize?
I think you have to fill out a 27B-6.
I'm going to use some of this doctor money to buy a sweet sportscar.
I ride my Belgian Warmblood Stallion to work.
Hey, thanks for all your help and guidance over the years.
No, thank you for listening. Now get back to work.
I think I've cured more cases of 'giant fish on head' than any doctor.
Maybe you can parlay that into a book deal.
I can't believe my career is coming to an end.
Time flies when you're having fun!
I love my job so much I'm going to work until I drop.
That's commendable, but it's still the easiest level.
I just got back from a Caribbean vacation, now it's go time!
I spent my vacation performing minimally invasive weight-loss surgeries.
Time to test my stamina, I've been working out.
Have you also been eating more?
I feel as though all this work has put a strain on our friendship.
Please, get to work, you have a long shift.
This is it, the Doctor Olympics, the ultimate shift!
I played this difficulty once. It was my Vietnam.
I feel like such a failure. I have to go wallow in my mansion.
Do you want to try the level again?
Whew, that was touch and go, but I guess you can't save 'em all.
Speak for yourself.
That was good, but I wasn't even trying hard.
Then why are you so sweaty and out of breath?
Being a Doctor sure is hard... ha ha ha, just kidding!
You are an inspiration to us all.
I should have been a lawyer.
You still can, you could represent all the patients that are suing you. Try again?
My mother would be proud, although my father would still expect better.
Don't worry, there're more sick people just around the corner!
I love this job, it's almost like some kind of game!
Wow, I love games! They're fun and help pass the time!
I'm great! I'll think I'll treat myself to a fine meal, care to join me?
Sorry, I'm afraid I'm already married...to my work.
Emergency Rooms are like a box of chocolates.
You never know when you're going to fail. Wanna try again?
When a patient dies, it almost makes me... sad.
Sad...is that like what happens when I get sued?
There's nothing wrong with coming second.
Really? I always thought there was.
If only all these points were some kind of legal tender.
You're lucky, the orderlies are paid in flapjacks.
These lawsuits are piling up, what am I going to do?
Maybe you can try again?
I am to medicine as Michael Jordan is to... baseball.
At least you still have your endorsement deal with ACME Lab Coats.
It's okay, I wanted silver. It's cooler than gold anyway.
Is living in your mom's garage 'cooler' than my penthouse?
You know, I think that Doctors are the real Heroes.
You're a hero just for speaking out about it.
I was first in my class and I couldn't even handle that shift!
Maybe you should have gotten your degree online, like me. Try again?
Another day another dollar, eh compadre?
Wow, you made a whole dollar?
In some parts of the world silver is more valuable than gold.
No it's not. That is a dirty lie.
I think I'm developing a God complex.
Mine has worked out quite well.
I feel like such a failure.
Don't blame yourself, blame the sick people. Wanna try again?
If this were a game I'd say I barely passed that last level.
It is... and you did.
If this was the Olympics I'd be in second place!
You'll always be number two to me.
This is too easy for a doctor of my ability.
Yes, you cleaned those bed sheets with great skill.
I'll try harder next time.
There's a new procedure that may help you. It's called termination. Or try again?
It's important not to let your work take over your personal life.
I hear that a lot from people who aren't that great at their jobs.
There is no 'I' in Team.
But there is an 'I' in First Place... which you are not. You are, in fact, second.
More patients helped through the miracle of modern science.
I remember the days when there was no cure for being on fire.
I'll have to be a little more strategic during my next shift.
I have a feeling it will be uncannily similar to your last. Try again?
How was that swazzletron?
Your average performance has you speaking jibberish.
Do you know what Elvis' favorite sandwich was?
Peanut butter and banana, pan-fried in butter, a.k.a. the heart-stopper.
What good are all these points when I have no time off to enjoy them?
I like to think of my job as one big game.
Your first day as a full fledged doctor! This hospital may not be the most prestigious one in town, but it's a perfect place to learn the ropes. Work hard and rise up through the ranks!
Congratulations, your hard work has paid off and you've been offered a position at a new hospital. Each time you are promoted you will earn a new bonus. You have now earned your choice of Special Bed!
Another career advancement! You've been transferred to a prestigious hospital in the heart of the medicine district! That means you'll also choose a new item you want to unlock.
This is the big-time! Everything you've ever worked for! Get ready for the big money, fast cars and working 40 hour shifts! It's time for your final upgrade, so choose wisely!
Congratulations, after a successful career you are a legend in the medical community! Now you can spend the rest of your days appearing in infomercials or doing celebrity facelifts!
You're rich and can retire happily!